First of all, you're right, Billy D. Nothing makes me do the sexy eyes like a tall-boy Colt 45. What woman can resist inexpensive malt liquor? I most appreciate Billy Dee because he is basically hot sex with a 'stache. But the sort of hot sex you have after a night spent in a hotel lobby drinking inexpensive malt liquor and then you never tell anyone about (unless you're me, and then you blog about it).
So tonight I'm putting les bebes to bed and cracking open a cold Colt 45 for you, Billy D. As my bff Chocolate would say at this moment, "Gezuar!"