"Voila! All your worries are GONE (never mind to where)! Nanny Garcia can do it all!"
But seriously folks, Coco owns a pretty swanky bidness. So imagine my surprise when a company memo concerning dress code went around and BARE MIDRIFF TOPS were mentioned.
My first inclination was to protest. When secured with a neon scrunchie, "middies" are tasteful and refined, the perfect compliment to a nice denim skort.
But I really just wanted to know who the fuck wore the middie to work. I need to shake their hand. Maybe borrow their glitter chapstick.