Thursday, February 5, 2009

Cliche, Perhaps. Uninspired, No.

  • septic-safe wipes to clean runny diarrhea off the bathroom floor on Thursday: $3.49. 
  • mop to clean urine out of the Burger King play place tubes on Friday: $12.99
  • sponge to scrub vomit out of the carpet on Saturday night: $1.09
realizing you aren't grossed out by anything anymore: priceless

There are some things in life money can't buy; for everything else, there's therapy.  

(This was based on events that actually happened last week - you know, the week when a sea of ginger ale, puke, and dog food ran through our house.) 


  1. I hope you are all feeling better.

  2. oh. well, wow. that's pretty horrible. yech.

  3. would u rather...klean the Burger King play place everyday OR work at wal mart for the rest of eternity.