- septic-safe wipes to clean runny diarrhea off the bathroom floor on Thursday: $3.49.
- mop to clean urine out of the Burger King play place tubes on Friday: $12.99
- sponge to scrub vomit out of the carpet on Saturday night: $1.09
realizing you aren't grossed out by anything anymore: priceless
There are some things in life money can't buy; for everything else, there's therapy.
(This was based on events that actually happened last week - you know, the week when a sea of ginger ale, puke, and dog food ran through our house.)
I hope you are all feeling better.
ReplyDeleteoh. well, wow. that's pretty horrible. yech.
ReplyDeletewould u rather...klean the Burger King play place everyday OR work at wal mart for the rest of eternity.
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