It's a long story about what happened tonight. I could tell it, but let me just get straight to the punch line. It involved me walking around DC for several hours with a sex whip hanging out of my purse.
I have a degree in cultural anthropology and I'm currently employed as a live-in nanny for five crazy/beautiful children in the DC suburbs. Actually, I'm more of a glorified sidekick for the fabulous French woman I work for, Coco Roshambo. And, underneath all these other titles, I'm a story teller. So that's what you'll find here in my blog, zany stories about me, Coco, her kids, her husband (Bobby Habibi), and a whole slew of other characters I encounter along the way. I'm from the Deep South (Mississippi) so everything's written with a twang. Keep checking up on me and I promise to keep you entertained, if not enlightened as well. And, just a warning: I do not know if there is a stereotype for nannies, but if there is, I am sure I do not fit it.
I need the long version, please.
ReplyDeleteHardly scandalous. Now if you had been dressed in a leather mini skirt and corset during the whole evening, THEN it might be somewhat crazy...
ReplyDeleteOkay, now that's just not fair. You can't just do that to us.
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