a) Jank - the amazingly flatulent dog
b) the smell of a fart let fly by one's own ass cheeks (see yesterday's post)
c) the sweet smell of the morning dew on the FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE
If you guessed c) Nanny Garcia is neurotic and delusional the sweet smell of the morning dew on the FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE, then you're right!
The goals I've set for my new life are as follows:
a) Help the Braves win the World Series
b) lose 60 pounds
c) learn - and retain - Kiswahili
d) save the world
e) get into graduate school
f) meet an elephant (for you, Chok)
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You really should challenge yourself (Cat said sarcastically)
ReplyDeleteI think we should travel to India together to accomplish letter f...
ReplyDeleteBy the way I like the fact that you used letters instead of numbers was this a conscious move???
So do you have a super secret plan to keep Chipper Jones healthy all year and return Tom Glavine back to 1998?
ReplyDeleteMets FTW!!!