My to-do lists are mostly things I would do anyway such as sleep and eat and put on lotion so as to avoid being called ashy by
all my friends Dora.
However, today I have legitimate shiz that needs to get done!! Today's legit to-do list:
Clean my room (yeah, the one I was supposed to clean last week)
Clean my bathroom
Collect urine for the next 24 hours (I ain't no perv - see yesterday's post)
Finish Christmas cards
Become a Virginia resident
Send my family's Christmas box to Mississippi (tears for my Holiday absence)
Lose 60 pounds
To further add to the frenetics (I think I made that word up. In my head, it means frantic-ness), I have to get all this done by 10:30pm, my newly self-imposed bedtime. I should add that to my to-do list too.
**and yes, today's use of legit was in honor of my new best friend (don't be jealous, Dora, My Gay Husband, CoCo and Chocolate), The Other Maggie Garcia**