Anyway, enjoy watching a kid you're not responsible for.
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5 years ago
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Where The Fuck Is Her Nanny?
Can I just say that this is why my job is recession-proof?? You know what Trixie and Dash learned today? This Little Light of Mine, not how to commodify their infant bodies. Do I sound uptight? I'm not. I can admit this is cute. But when you have kids (moms, back me up) you are gripped by this daily fear that every action, every word, every look, will have a profound effect on your child. If I give in and let him eat that cookie, will I establish a pattern of disobedience and unhealthy eating habits?? If I don't give him that cookie will he be a lower middle class factory worker because he confuses following the rules with not thinking for himself?? I'm serious, sometimes I am paralyzed with such concerns.
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vuboq is very glad he will never procreate.
ReplyDeletechildren cause wrinkles. srsly.
Wrinkles and gray hair, vuboq!
ReplyDeleteI guarantee in about 3 years she will be recreating this little number on a stage in a dance competition.
ReplyDeleteHer mother will will stand and cheer after she finishes.
She will get a 3 point deduction for "not age-appropriate music and costume"
My word verification is "supercar".
Cool.
I think the religious right would applaud this song, since the lyrics endorse marriage vs. sleeping around.
ReplyDeleteNow, the dance -- not so sure.
the next youtube star.
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