However, only YOU are to blame for my absence as I have received NOT ONE email begging me to come back to blog-o-sphere. Hell, I haven't even gotten a facebook wall post to that effect. You couldn't even be bothered to take to your MySpace, head on over to Maggie Garcia's page (as if it existed - MySpace is so lame) and drop your poor nanny a line as to how much you missed her! No one even inquired as to my whereabouts or health. So ... shame on YOU.
Did you see how I just did that? Project my own failures back onto you? Take note, young mothers - I am a professional and I work for the best.