Monday, March 2, 2009

Reversed Diatribe

So I know I haven't posted in approximately 6 years.  

However, only YOU are to blame for my absence as I have received NOT ONE email begging me to come back to blog-o-sphere.  Hell, I haven't even gotten a facebook wall post to that effect.  You couldn't even be bothered to take to your MySpace, head on over to Maggie Garcia's page (as if it existed - MySpace is so lame) and drop your poor nanny a line as to how much you missed her!  No one even inquired as to my whereabouts or health.  So ... shame on YOU.

Did you see how I just did that?  Project my own failures back onto you?  Take note, young mothers - I am a professional and I work for the best.


  1. Yikes, now I'm both intrigued and scared of you. Guess I better head back over to VUBOQ's page.

  2. my myspace could beat up your myspace

  3. Somehow I missed this post. I'm begging you. Please come back.