My mom assures me that I only have a cold, but I always get incredibly paranoid when I'm ill. Okay, actually, I spend much of my day fretting over my faux-diabetes and all the other diseases ravaging my poor body. Of course, WebMD doesn't help my hypochondria at all. So when I knew I had a fever last night, of course I freaked. It took everything I had to avoid the internet. I can only imagine what horrible things a fever signifies. Instead, I just repeatedly called my mom, going "Ughhhhh .... I'm in so much paaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnnn ... are you suuuuuuuuure I'm not dyyyyyyyyinggggg?' I realize I might sound like a big baby, but I don't care how old you are, when you're sick, you just want your mama.
6 days ago