So look at this picture (which I believe is originally from Design Sponge):
I don't know this lady, but she is very pretty and fancy. But you know what's missing from this picture? Her Gay Husband. If she had one, he would have pulled her aside and said: "Gurl, I know it's your wedding day, but your hair is looking fug and you clearly need some help. But don't you worry, gurl, cuz I am going to take care of you." And then he would have whipped a flat iron out of his murse and fixed that fried thing on top of her head.
Ok, so if anyone knows this pretty and fancy lady, tell her to get a gay husband before her next wedding.