I am so lazy that it negatively impacts my life. Seriously, it's 2:30am and I have been laying immobile for hours. Not sleeping, just laying in my bed with my laptop balanced on my gut. And I just realized the low point I had hit when I kept ignoring the impulse to pee, assuring myself for a gross amount of time that I could make it till morning. But then, of course, paranoia sets in and I start imagining my bladder busting, infecting all my other innerds and striking me dead by morning. Death by urine. So I finally dredge myself out of the bed to go to ... the bathroom.
I have a degree in cultural anthropology and I'm currently employed as a live-in nanny for five crazy/beautiful children in the DC suburbs. Actually, I'm more of a glorified sidekick for the fabulous French woman I work for, Coco Roshambo. And, underneath all these other titles, I'm a story teller. So that's what you'll find here in my blog, zany stories about me, Coco, her kids, her husband (Bobby Habibi), and a whole slew of other characters I encounter along the way. I'm from the Deep South (Mississippi) so everything's written with a twang. Keep checking up on me and I promise to keep you entertained, if not enlightened as well. And, just a warning: I do not know if there is a stereotype for nannies, but if there is, I am sure I do not fit it.