What "it" IS like is this:
You CAN wear your pjs all day when you're a live-in nanny. I'm sitting at the bus stop in the freezing rain in my stinky pajamas and flip flops, with just a big gray sweater thrown over it all as if that makes it all better. It doesn't.
What DOES make "it" all better is an upper angle + my supah-famous fabulous head tilt. See how much fancier it makes every situation:
Now we're back at the house and Little Bill is over here and I'm looking up rainy day activities. We could do a scavenger hunt, but I don't have a prize. I just have an empty shoe box. And let me clarify that I'm not actually doing any of these great rainy day activities; I'm just reading about them on the internet. Did you know you could make a boat of an egg shell?
But les bebes + one don't even notice that I'm being a total slacker nanny. They are currently sitting on top of each other and watching Spongebob. I feel a little nanny guilt but I'll do Storytime later and absolve myself.
I'm going to have to learn that super fabulous head tilt.
ReplyDelete"my stinky pajamas and flip flops, with just a big gray sweater thrown over it all" !?!?!??!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteand you dis on me for too much denim? hell. (jesus, why can't I get over the fact that I can't do a majority-denim combo?!?!?) Okay, I'm torn. Unlike that super strong and versatile fabric: denim.