But this is the worst thing that could possibly afflict Dash because his #1 favoritehobby is eating. He looked absolutely devastated when I told him he had to lay off the strawberries and apple juice for a little while. I really have to fix this. The whole world goes dark when Sugah Britches cries. I've already contacted my personal favorite actress-turned-activist, Susan Sarandon. If anyone can heal Dash's tongue, it's her. So answer my phone calls, Susan!!!!
6 days ago