Fifi (or Coco, I should say) was SO serious about this so I guess I have to do. I'm scared of her (which is saying something). But this at least gives me something to do while I'm waiting for My Gay Husband to call me and dish about this text he just sent me: "Had the best sex of my life lst nite. 4 times over. He wants me 2 sport a blk calv klein thong he just gave me. details 2nite."