To all six of my friends who read this:
I'm not dead or anything. I just can't post until Wednesday or Thursday because I'm working 11 hours a day, supervising (and by supervise, I mean make out with) the hired help (and by help, I mean hot immigrants w/o shirts) who are changing Coco's house into a Winter Wonderland (and by Winter Wonderland, I mean Fucking Nightmare with Jingle Balls). It's incredibly tiring and overwhelming. So I'll be back in a few!!