Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I'm Half the Man I Used to Be ...

To all six of my friends who read this:

I'm not dead or anything.  I just can't post until Wednesday or Thursday because I'm working 11 hours a day, supervising (and by supervise, I mean make out with) the hired help (and by help, I mean hot immigrants w/o shirts) who are changing Coco's house into a Winter Wonderland (and by Winter Wonderland, I mean Fucking Nightmare with Jingle Balls).  It's incredibly tiring and overwhelming. So I'll be back in a few!!  


  1. Your job seems to come with some excellent benefits. Like the new picture.

  2. You're living the dream. Living the mother f'ing dream.

  3. Can I just say that Winter Wonderland in October is just wrong in 27 different ways. Except for Santa's Hot Little Helpers with no shirts.