I just got a MacBook! The MacBook pictured above is gold-plated (clearly, it belongs to Coco and not me). I've had my old laptop for about 4 years and it was in a sad state. The metal piece of the charger was broken in half, with part of it permanently stuck in my laptop. I had to delicately place the other half of the charger on it, sparks flying all the while, and then support it with a nasty crumpled tissue (my computer could sense if it was a fresh tissue and then wouldn't play along). This was okay, except sometimes the sparks would catch the tissue and start blazing (and not blazing in a good way).
I still couldn't justify getting a new laptop while my old one still worked. So I finally just left it in the driveway and let Bobby Habibi run over it and then I ran outside screaming "What did you do??" with Visine tears streaming down my face.
So today I would like to share a moment of silence in respect for my jank old laptop. May god have mercy on its poor porn-ravaged soul.